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Attention, People of London!
People of London, I think it’s appalling that you, as voters, should have to choose between a drink-sodden, priapic, bumptious right-wing simpleton and a wily appeaser-of-unpleasant-extremists with an...
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I am superb!
Right. Ken has pledged that he will only ever have one job if he is elected Mayor. I have decided to go one better. Read his pledge: http://www.kenlivingstone.com/my-pledge-to-londoners Then read mine:...
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Electoral Fraud in London!
Campaign artist, Mr Beau Bo D’Or, has been examining the pictures he made, and has decided that the hairline wasn’t entirely honest. So here are some new versions, if you’d prefer to have me looking...
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It’s On, Bitches! (And Buck-Hounds. And Labrador Whelps)
So, this morning I surpassed the 330 follower-mark on Twitter. This means that I now have the necessary signatures to get onto the ballot. Assuming all of those pornbots are London-based. Shit just got...
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We’re In The (Comedy) News!
Here, at the British Comedy Guide. And here, at Such Small Portions. The insufferable leftists at Chortle have yet to comment. I shan’t expect a call from the BBC, whose political coverage is dominated...
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Ian Bowler’s Electile Dysfunction: New Episode
Here is the latest behind-the scenes video from my campaign. And here’s the campaign video for those who may have missed that last week…
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Lies, Fucking Lies and Statistics
Saint Timothy (orthodox icon) (Photo credit: Wikipedia) (quite gay) Just to clear up any confusion that might remain over my tax affairs. Yes, I had myself named a charity in 2004, at which point I...
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